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[isdragonlady]

Jinn, I am going to kill you.

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[beastkingnaoma]

..Why.

[isdragonlady]

Me and Onni got caught up with some delinquent kid with magic powers to make his words come to life, and you defaulted me into being a secretary.

[beastkingnaoma]

How did I do that.

[isdragonlady]

You did things. With that witch. The two of you did things!

[beastkingnaoma]

How did I do anything?!

I did nothing!

[isdragonlady]

I sneaked back into my apartment and all my clothes got replaced by office lady clothes or lounge wear.

And all my feed is candy, fatty meats or beer!

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Wasn't me!

[isdragonlady]

This exactly the kind of girl you like!

How is this not you!?

[beastkingnaoma]

...

How could it have been me, I was miles away!

[isdragonlady]

You and Noriko twisted my soul somehow!

[beastkingnaoma]

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[isdragonlady]

Says the guy who porked a Dark Signer.

Who is a Signer.

Who was half Van'Dalgyon.

Who hangs around an eldritch monstrosity from beyond the veil.

Who probably gets electroshocked by that creepy Skull Servant Yakuza lady.

Who makes out with a demon, a zombie and a robot.

And eats weird magic candy.

Normal Human, my fucking ass.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

My point remains!

None of that proves nothin'!

[isdragonlady]

Except your normal human shit is a sham!

[beastkingnaoma]

No it's not!

[isdragonlady]

Yes it is, and I'm going to spend my free time proving it!

[beastkingnaoma]

Leave me alone!

[isdragonlady]

Hell no, you supernatural freak!

[beastkingnaoma]

I didn't do anything to you!

[isdragonlady]

You turned me into a soft secretary and had Noriko give my soul to someone else!

This is all your fault!

And I'll make sure you pay for it!

[beastkingnaoma]

I didn't do either of those things you dippy bint!

[becomeanwarrior]

Niyo. Spa treatment.

[isdragonlady]

... Yes, sir.

[becomeanwarrior]

And make sure you're aware enough to enjoy it, you know? There's nothing like a good long relaxing treatment to clear your head.

[beastkingnaoma]

..This is vaguely unsettling.

[becomeanwarrior]

...What?

[beastkingnaoma]

It's. weird.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh.

...So uh. You know that thing she was going on about Noriko giving her soul to someone else?

[beastkingnaoma]

I've already gathered.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'm just trying to.. defuse the crazy. You understand.

[beastkingnaoma]

You seem to be doing a.

Poor job of it.

[becomeanwarrior]

It's a long term project and this set me back a little ways.

It might yield some good long term things happening.