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So, Onni, do you know why we have a sizable donation and apparently royalty check from Toei...?

With suggestions for us to get a Red car?

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...They... might have... taken from our lives a bit.

As inspiration.

...?

The new Kamen Rider series features a slack-off detective and his partner who's a hard-liner who constantly keeps tabs on him and headlocks him into doing work attempting to solve crimes that fall under the banner of the Metro Police Special Crimes Unit.

Sound familiar?

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I...

So, yes, we've effectively become the main characters of the newest Kamen Rider. I kinda suspected as much but, well.

At least we won't have to worry about budget for a while?

... Yes. We won't.

However, apparently a lot of concerned citizens (sic: Old fogies with too much time) are complaining via letters and editorials about Seiya and I wearing pants and not skirts, and something about moral fabric of our beautiful city decaying, and the bureaucrats are politely suggesting...

Well I think you can see the stupidity.

...You're going to have to wear a skirt, aren't you.

Yes. If I don't want to spend most of my time being regulated to SpecInv dispatching and paperwork.

...Well, I think you look good in a skirt, but I'm not gonna say that the decision isn't dumb as hell, regardless.

Edited 2014-10-07 06:06 (UTC)

... Why did you say I look good in one.

Did you make this call?

What?

Why would I risk you trying to suplex me just to see you in a skirt? It was just a compliment!

Seems suspiciously timed, sir.

Look, I think skirts look nice on you, that's all, you're giving me too much credit if you think I'm staging some sort of elaborate plot to get that.

At least go on with me a bit about how terrible they are, first.

They are entirely terrible. Make it so people look at you as more eye candy than the professional you are. Plus, the SpecInv colors are hard to make work sometimes.

So yes, they're terrible at times.

Thank you, sir.

I'll make sure to wear the proper uniform starting tomorrow.

Y'know, if you keep calling me sir I might get too used to it and get a big head. It's not like we can't be cordial with each other.

Just trying to follow procedure.

Otherwise people might assume we're lovers or something stupid.

Psssssh. That'll be the day. If someone mistook us for lovers I'm pretty sure we'd both convince them otherwise in about thirty seconds flat.

Edited 2014-10-07 07:43 (UTC)

Of course.

I mean, it's not like I'm even your type or anything, right? So it's not that big a deal.

Actually, physically, you're exactly my type.

...Eh? Well, I mean, I guess I'm well built, but personality-wise...

Amazons don't particularly bother with personality. We use the male for their breeding quality, and then kick them out.

...So your sisters would think we're lovers just based on how I look?

They'd think you're my breeding partner, yes. Amazons don't "love" men.

That's...

I'm not sure how to feel about that. Huh.

I mean other than the obvious 'I'm not'.

Which is why we should make it clear to everyone, we are not together.

Besides, you're married.

We... probably should, yes.

Yes, I am. Then again... would your sisters understand that? I'm not exactly sure how marriage works in Amazon culture, consider all this "breeding partner" stuff.

There is no marriage. Except with other women.

...This is gonna be harder than I think it is, isn't it.

Yes.

They're bothered I haven't looked for a spouse, too.

...Are we gonna get jumped by your sisters, Niyo? Be honest with me.

Possibly.

To have you impregnate me and then turn you into my lawfully wedded wife.

...That sounds. Uh. Extreme.

Should I make sure we have different shifts so they can't jump us oth at the same time?

Edited 2014-10-07 17:47 (UTC)

Yes.

And possibly assign me to menial and stupid tasks for a bit.

How do you feel on filing and sorting the Contraband and Equipment rooms for the next few days or so? They've been starting to pile up.

Fine, as long as you give me eyesight that makes me unqualified for field duty.

...That...

Alright, I'll see what I can do. Best to take precautions.

Agreed.

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