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So.

Adam and I are getting married in a few days (the paperwork's mostly filled out), so we're thinking of doing a small service.

But we'd like to keep it as small as possible. A few of my sisters in town. Onni. Seku. Their SOs, if they care.

Jinn can come if he promises to stay in a metal cage.

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Thank you for the invitation. I'll ask Ai if she wishes to attend, but I will be there.

Of course. You are my fiance/husband's best friend.

Hey! Just want to say congrats to you and Adam for the big day!

T-thank you. We're honestly shocked we've gotten to this point.

Thanks for the invite. I'll ask Shiroko is she wants to attend, I can't imagine she'd have a problem with it.

Do you have someone in mind to be appointed as Temporary Head of Dispatch in your absence?

... Absence?

You're taking a paid vacation for your honeymoon.

And no, I won't accept no for an answer - we can afford it, someone can cover the gap while you're gone, but you deserve to enjoy yourself.

I already booked to come in the day after.

...Niyo.

You're getting married. Let me do this for you.

The biggest vacation is coming to my desk the day after.

...Is that really what you think?

Like, if that's the case... alright, but I just want to make sure you guys actually get time to yourselves.

That's talking to each other in the evening, and having frozen dinners in pajamas watching bad variety TV.

If you insist.

...But you're getting a raise, then. You're due for one.

That's up to our bosses to decide if the budget allows it, you know.

I'll throw my weight around. I'm pretty sure 'getting married' constitutes a bonus of some kind if you aren't gonna take the paid vacation.

It constitutes being fired in most companies.

Yes, but I'm pretty sure Noriko and Moeko want more happy couples to dote upon and shower with... blessings.

Exception to the rule.

Is this because the more people who come, the more likely things are to get, uh.

'Interesting?'

Yes.

And I simply hate most people.

Yeah, that checks out.

Good luck with the alien demon god or horrific event that's inevitably gonna crash your wedding. I'll troubleshoot when it happens for my usual fee.

... I keep having this feeling you work for us.

I must be tired.

That so? Think the stress of the wedding's getting to ya, Niyo.

Only troubleshooting. I'm not great at organizations. Besides, my son does better work for ya'll than I ever could.

Nothing really that stressful, though.

Maybe it's just little things all building up?

It'd be some kinda weird, wild ride for me to end up working for OOPARTS on a full salary.

Well, people have been having memories that don't match.

I wonder if that's anything.

Oh.

...

Nah. Probably not.

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