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[isdragonlady]

So, how do you stop your fiancee from trying to run off to fight an Alien Robot King and actually stick to the wedding schedule.

And no, relationship counseling hasn't helped.

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[thefrozenstorm]

... I say this as his friend:

Tie your fiancee up.

[isdragonlady]

I did.

He apparently has a skill of squirming out of ropes that he learned after one of his lay overs in the American Southwest.

Maybe tying him up and freezing him would help.

[thefrozenstorm]

I mean, maybe putting him on ice would make him cool his head...

[isdragonlady]

And it would mean he/she would be around for Christmas.

At least in spirit.

[thefrozenstorm]

...

I'm trying desperately to not imagine him decorated up as a Christmas Tree while frozen. Even I know that'd be mean.

[isdragonlady]

What are good ornaments that go with ice white and snow blue?

[thefrozenstorm]

Silver and gold, generally.

[becomeanwarrior]

I've opted for "try and beat up the Alien Robot King before they noticed" but for an alien robot king piloting an ancient alien space fortress they're being surprisingly hard to pin down.

[becomeanwarrior]

Also do the thing Seku said, yeah.

[isdragonlady]

And when they're an escape artist?

[becomeanwarrior]

I have a book of handy rope tricks for that. Ones that are good for people to struggle in but not escape out of.




Don't ask where I got this book, it's complicated.

[isdragonlady]

... I won't.

[becomeanwarrior]

Good. This saves us both some embarrassment. It's a very helpful book, at least.