[Journal Post]

[isdragonlady]

The memory and time related Samasus.

Shian? Sadame? I think your names are?

I have a delinquent orphan ward I think needs help from Duel Academy, and I'll be sending her, backed by a grant from the newly formed St. Mary's Foundation.

She's a troublesome girl named Nyarlina Copenhagen.

Psychic Duelist, don't remove the limiter on her hand.

She's severely delusional and convinced she's a witch, possibly due to her psychic powers.

She's an enormous brat too, with a very poor personality, such that she might need to be sequestered to the 'special dorms'.

I've enrolled her for the new year.

[Private to Onni]

I've been a very bad girl~

Comments

[Private to Kaitie]

[becomeanwarrior]

"Vaguely annoying Onni's sensibilities" bad or "Actually, properly bad" bad.

Re: [Private to Kaitie]

[isdragonlady]

Por que no los dos.

What if I told you I found and dealt with Bohr in the most hilarious way possible.

Re: [Private to Kaitie]

[becomeanwarrior]

...

Liiiistening.

Re: [Private to Kaitie]

[isdragonlady]

With a grant set up by Miss Aisenburn.

I enrolled Bohr at Duel Academy as "Nyarlina Copenhagen".

Slapped on a limiter on a hand. that prevents her from casting spells. Faked documentation of her being a delinquent orphan with personality problems and make anyone looking at it think she's a Chuni, and the limiter is because she's a highly unstable pscyhic.

Oh right, she's a cute teenage girl in colorful gothic lolita.

Re: [Private to Kaitie]

[becomeanwarrior]

...On one hand, I'm extremely, deeply impressed and terrified.

On the other I can't help but panic if Bohr ever gets that limiter off.

You're going to give me grey hairs, Kaitie!

Re: [Private to Kaitie]

[isdragonlady]

Why be terrified?

And oh, please consider who the Counselor for Duel Academy is and how she likes to help troubled young girls.

[becomeanwarrior]

...You've set it up so my cousin unknowingly bimbofies the biggest thorn in our side for literal years.

Just sucks her brain dry like a smoothie.

I feel like that warrants a response of terror.

[isdragonlady]

It's fine. It's perfectly fine. There's nothing terrifying at all.

Bohr. Nyarlina. Ms. Copenhagen. Will become a productive member of society.

A big thorn is removed.

You can focus on the ongoing case with your niece.

I get revenge for being reprogrammed and created.

And I ordered Tacos for a Taco Tuesday party.

[becomeanwarrior]

Katie. I would like to state, officially, that I appreciate you're working with me and not against me.

Please uh. Consult me the next time you feel the need to resort to such extreme measures, just in case?

[isdragonlady]

I don't think it's that extreme.

I was contacted by a threat, and I neutralized it without hurting a hair on her head. I put her on the path to fly right and be a functional member of society.

And I got her a mini-pizza and a soda, and put her in a room to watch cartoons.

I just followed our own rules, though I might of 'interpreted' a few things with some exotic readings. No big deal.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Oh. Bohr reached out to you?

That does change the tone of this action quite a bit, yes.

...Your exotic readings of our rules are noted. And I don't plan to ding you for it. It just so happens I like loose ends far less than I like breaking our rules for the sake of tying those loose ends up.

[isdragonlady]

Yes. Messaged me. Desperate I might be twisted enough to be one of his witches. ... Which I suppose I am.

I didn't break any rules, I just stretched their already existing utilities here and there. No biggie.

[becomeanwarrior]

Unfortunately for B- Ms. Coperhagen, she bet on you not being pissed to shit with trying to make you her servant. Poorer betting odds exist, but I can't think of them right now.

Yes yes, no official reprimand. We'll file this one under Self-Defense and 'H' for 'Hubris'.

[isdragonlady]

Which sounds better, by the way.

Caitlain the Juxtaposition.

Or Caitlain the Tritone.

I kind of like Tritone myself.

[becomeanwarrior]

Hmmm.

Tritone rolls off the tongue easier but walk me through the logic of calling yourself that.

[isdragonlady]

Discordant.

I'm a set of contradictions and errors.

I also find myself drawn to black and white. Contradicting ideas a bit.

Nothing dangerous.

Just. Less interested in Red-Eyes and more interested in say, Light End and Dark End Dragon, that sort of thing.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Huh.

Yeah, I like Tritone.

I've never been one for titles, though, so I hope you don't mind if I stick with Katie.

[isdragonlady]

I like Katie too. This is just something to print on business cards.

[becomeanwarrior]

That said.

...Good work today and expect a notable bonus to accompany your end-of-month paycheck.

If it doesn't show up, please let me know so I can talk to Director Wakahisa. My other cousin. I'm sure she will understand if I reward 'outstanding performance'.

[isdragonlady]

Oooh, money, now you're speaking my language.

Is Director Wakahisa the one with the twin tails or the one with the huge caboose.

[becomeanwarrior]

Let it never be said I am not an effective communicator when I need to be.

Twintails Wakahisa, yes. Huge Caboose is working in a separate department on mobile games.

[isdragonlady]

And anime.
And manga.
And V-Tubing.
And idols.

Honestly nice little racket Jinn's got going on over there.

[becomeanwarrior]

Anime's a loss leader anyway.

...And before you psychoanalyze me, yes I'm being petty.

But, no, it's a pretty solid gig, I suppose. I'll stick with what I know.

[isdragonlady]

Actually, according to company financials, BV's anime is in the black consistently.

[becomeanwarrior]

...

I fucking hate that man sometimes, Katie.

[isdragonlady]

Consider it a drive to be better than him.

[becomeanwarrior]

His smug aura mocks me, Katie. It mocks me!

[memoryistime]

Ugh. I feel annoyed about this for some reason... but whatever, sure.

[isdragonlady]

If it's of trouble, you can shift her to... a Satou Tarou?

According to my rolodex?

I just remembered you two from our corkboard at the office as contacts at the Academy.

[memoryistime]

Tarou's sorta in trouble, too. Which might technically work, but he's someone who I have on a very short leash right now.

[isdragonlady]

Trouble deals with trouble.

But he's another teacher, is he not?

[memoryistime]

"Sorta kinda". He's got teacher-like abilities but he's hired on as a consultant.

He's also lucky he still has a job.

[memoryistime]

...

...

Noted. I will ensure that arrangements are made for her stay to be comfortable.

[isdragonlady]

I would also heavily recommend her for therapy with the school counselor.

[memoryistime]

Very well. I will be certain to discuss this with Mrs. Wakahisa, to ensure that these sessions are scheduled henceforth.

[isdragonlady]

Excellent.