[Private to Shikou, Seku, and Setsuo]

[isdragonlady]

So, I'm getting very tired of Evelyn playing the will-we-won't-we game of mariage, divorce, marriage, proposal, backing out of it, reproposing...

So to Shikou, Seku, and Setsuo

As you are her Owner, Boyfriend and Business Partner respectively

I am a spiteful amateur witch and am wondering I should punish her (especially since she's no longer a Signer technically) and turn her into, I dunno, a maid.

Or, should I walk away and be a gold digger elsewhere.

Comments

[thefrozenstorm]

... so, honest question, would being a maid really improve her behavior towards you?

[isdragonlady]

I get to press a high heel in her back.

I'm listening to alternative options.

[thefrozenstorm]

I mean, I'm not completely against it, but I feel like her aggressive tendencies will find a way to leak out with that.

[isdragonlady]

Alternative suggestions then.

[thefrozenstorm]

...

Make her think she's your personal trainer?

[isdragonlady]

Explain your logic.

[thefrozenstorm]

Fitness is a more effective means of getting out aggression. She's always going to have an aggressive streak in her, so why not give her an excuse to think she's teaching you kickboxing instead?

[isdragonlady]

And the issue of her having a sexual-romantic interest in me?

[thefrozenstorm]

Fitness is also an outlet for that.

[isdragonlady]

Explain.

[lightning_strke]

I mean, half the time, I dunno what she wants to be anymore, so maaaaybe giving her some purpose will, y'know.

Help stabilize it?

[isdragonlady]

Nor do I, I would be willing to take over as co-owner if you'd like.

[lightning_strke]

Well... I might think about that.

I do kindaaaa agree with Sekkun up there-- I think she'd end up breaking stuff unless you end up being like. Super thorough on the maid thing? It isn't like I know how it all works.

[isdragonlady]

I am a consummate professional outside of Evelyn.

... Annoying @ Breaking things.

[observershikou]

... Wait, what.

Why am I the "owner"?

[isdragonlady]

Something about "Eye of God from before Civilization who determines all reality" or so such hokum.

[observershikou]

Oh, right, that stuff.

I don't claim... explicit ownership over them. Whatever happens in Eve's life is really up to the both of you to hash out at this point, I guess...?

[isdragonlady]

I'm just being polite, she is your property.

[observershikou]

I definitely don't own anyone.

... Besides, she was... kinda an anomaly anyway? If I'm remembering it right.

[isdragonlady]

I reiterate, she's got your divine mark as her metaphysical soul tramp stamp.

[observershikou]

My point is still made, I don't really have a say in how things go with her life, because it's her life.

... So my vote is that you should probably step away if she keeps being indecisive?

[isdragonlady]

And ignore the strain of spite?

[observershikou]

Yes. What you see as a spite response is still just you trying to assume responsibility for her indecision. The better option is to just cut her off.

[isdragonlady]

Hrm...

I probably should but I want to curse her somehow.