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[isdragonlady]

As a reminder to citizens:



Be on the alert for this demon, it is the spirit of Christmas, and generally brings people coal laced with bad luck magic and misery, as befitting such a miserable time of year. It's rumored to be driven off by Dueling him. However this is ill advised seeing as it's a high level spirit of Anger.

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[becomeanwarrior]

Oh jesus.

Re: [Private Thread]

[azuremagma]

Look. It stops HIS mopin' 'round 'cause of that Shixoko that ain't ya wife, it stops HER mopin' 'round 'cause she's sad an' gettin' fat, an' if they dun kill each other an' wreck the city block, it may even be a good pairin'!

Re: [Private Thread]

[becomeanwarrior]

I'm going to warn you that, knowing both, there is a non-zero chance of them either getting incredibly sadder OR levelling the city block.

...That said I guess I can help out a bit.

Re: [Private Thread]

[azuremagma]

What about the chances of them levelin' that block an' then maybe, Iunno, makin' out?

Re: [Private Thread]

[becomeanwarrior]

...

Well, it's not zero. I have a feeling I know what you're gonna say to that.

Re: [Private Thread]

[azuremagma]

If it ain't zero, we're goin' fer it!

[Private Thread]

[becomeanwarrior]

I knew you'd say that...